[katnip]

I color my hair.

[woofie]

I have torn off my toenails rather than cut them....

[buffyt]

I don't but everyone thinks I do. Like what color would you buy to make your hair THIS color? YIKES!

[Lightfinger]

I voted in the 1976 Scholastic Poll for Gerald Ford over Jimmy Carter.

I failed a year of college, despite having an IQ rated above 140, so I ignore all liberals like Carville who claim I'm dumb or that GWB's grades were poor.

I met, and like, Dan Quayle and think he'd be a better president than Kerry.

I admit I am too nervous about this election.

I think Michelle Malkin is cuter by far than Ann Coulter.