Tell me it was oil-based paint. Please. : )
It wasn't enamel but it was the next best thing - kind of a wierd mixture of old paints in an old bottle that had been sitting in my garage in the same place where I unloaded it after the last move. It was mostly water based, I think, but I know for certain that there was some wax-lipid based junk in there (basically the equivalent of water-based green dye mixed with car wax). It was the nastiest thing I could find in my garage so I chose it.