Cronkite is insane, how ridiculous! Everybody knows we killed Bin Laden and have his corpse in a Washington basement, where he was propped him up in a chair for the video. That Cronkite is paranoid.
...no wonder Bin Laden has been looking so pale and grey.
Karl, as the ventriloquist, hides behind his corpse to do the speaking while pulling the string that's attached by way of a pulley to Bin Laden's upper lip up and down.
Yeah, that's it! The Democrat news is so enlightening!