Fight for the right, no matter what.
Never give up.
Stay faithful.
And we will share in the Lord's ultimate victory.
"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.
Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!
Now now, Lib'rals...folks, you didn't haveta tyrannize US like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me, "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, there Lib'rals, why d'ya promote FEAR?!
RATS didn't have to tell folks why Big Guv'ment's grown...
We shouldn't have to deal with whiners...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...we'll whup HildaBeast, too.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!
Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!! < Whistle!>
BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Heh heh heh...MUD (10/30/2002)