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'I need an interpreter. Does anyone know what this bozo is saying? Give it to me in American please.'
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"I, OBL, love those crazy guys, sKerry and Backwards, and wish they could come visit me in my cave. We could joke about the old days, him with the NV and me with the Russkies.

Old Man Bush, he was a smart one, he came over and learned a LOT about life hanging around with the Arab Monarchs when he was President, otherwise he was stupid, but he was smart enough to put his sons in governorships and even the Presidency. I tried to whip ol'Slick Willie's butt, but he pretended that I wasn't attacking the US, that we were just sand monkeys...he IGNORED ME!!!!!

I was ready for W - whooo-ee, he sat there, just like that fat guy said, reading a book about a goat. I had to get outta Dodge quick, they laid it down pretty hard on my boys in Afghanistan, but they missed THE POINT .....AGAIN!!!

The POINT is that Israel bombed Lebanon a long time ago, and someone has to pay. The rich Americans and the politicians remind me of the Saudi Princes, so I decided then and there to bomb and kill and cut off heads and call it a "fatwa". That way I can get those stupid kids all worked up over 72 virgins, get them to board a plane, and ram it into some buildings.

I, as usual, can retreat to my hiding places and pop up like a 'whack-a-mole' game once in a while."

"Allah Fubar"
"and goodnight".