[GrandEagle]

I discovered that the beliefs and practices of this religion fit my personal theology and intellect as well as basic human logic.
Hummmm That explains a lot.

[Tex Pete]

Yeah, I love how so many people today select religions that "fit their personal theology and intellect." Or select parts of religions that fit their own personal lifestyle. Pick and choose, if you will.

This guy'll be surprised to find no virgins waiting for him, and the air conditioning permanently out.