"Song Fer Sultan!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Song to Woody")
I'm out here a'FReepin' snug in my home...
Scoldin' RINOs when Dubyuh lets Right down...
Right's FReepin' Left's World with Warriors who sing...
We're teachers and patriots, but Sultan was King!!
Say hey, my FRiend Sultan, I wrote you a song...
'Bout Dem funny Lib'rals...RATS're comin' unstrung!!
Yer hope's always welcome...our fight shall go on...
When yer good FRiend is dyin'...RATS are of NO import!!
Hey, my FRiend Sultan...always knew that you know...
All the dreams of Dutch Reagan and a'fightin' Left's Whore'd!!
I'm a'singin' you this song...my throat's scratchy and rough...
'Cuz there ain't many men who've done what you've done!!
Here's to poet, BKO, and HeavyD, too...
An' to all the bold FReepers who fought 'gainst Left's fools!!
Here's to pure hearts and strong stands fer FReedom!!
Right fights 'cuz we must 'cuz Dem Lib'rals are SCUM!!
You'll be buried tomorrow...and we shall grieve today...
We'll miss yer kind wisdom, my FRiend.
The very last thing that I'd want to do...
Is to say, "Goodbye, Buddy...honor FReepin' with you!!"
Sincere FReegards...MUD
Thanks, buddy, I knew you could write something appropriate. Sure could use the Sultan here on the 13th floor, I'll always miss him.