FGS
Posted on 10/28/2004 11:00:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
FGS
Jimi on banjo?! If it happened, I wanna copy of it on CD...and if it happened, I'd guess Ol' 'Dru's gotta copy of it...reckon we'll haveta wait until he checks in from Milwaukee...MUD
LOL!
Calling Milwaukee...MUD
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"Slick and the DNC"
(To be sung to Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee")
Started back in Ninety-Two, feelin' all our pain...
Lib'ral's Dealin' Fear as Jaded as Left's Dreams!!
Medyuh tore Bush, Sr. down...Biased fer a Change...
Left told us all, "Came-a-Lot's Back in Ol' DeeCee!!"
Slick broke all The Rules...Lib'ral Press just said, "Fantastic!!"
Justice turned "Off"...plump interns spanked Slick's tool.
Weirdo Lefties cheerin' Slime...MUD thought the Country'd Lost its Mind!!
MUD sang every song Dem Leftists spew!!
Freedom's just another word fer nothin' left to lose
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', Country, if we ain't FRee!!
And Feelin' Good IS easy, Lord, oh, when you Sing Fer Truth!!
You know feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for Slick and the Dee-N-See!!
From the Kentucky coal mines to the California sun
Yeah Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather, through everything we done
Yeah Bobby baby kept me from the cold
One day up near Salinas, lo-ord, I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home and I hope he finds it
Well I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', and that's all that Willie left me
Well, feelin' good was easy, lo-o-ord, when he sang the blues
And feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee yeah
La da da, la da daa, la da daa da daa da daa
La da da da daa dadada Bobby McGee-ah
Laa li daa da daa daa, la da daa da daa
Laa la laa la daada Bobby McGee-ah yeah
La di da, ladida LA dida LA di daa, ladida LA dida LA di daa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
Lo lo LO lolo LO lo laa, lololo LO lolo LO lolo LO lolo LO la laa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
Lord, I called him my lover, I called him my man
I said I called him my lover, did the best I can
C'mon, hey now Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah
Lo lo lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord oh
Hey, hey, hey, Bobby McGee, lord
[instrumental; piano solo]
Work in progess...MUD
Sultan bump...MUD
"Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)"
:)
Business isn't as good as it could be, so I was holding up my end trying to keep our customers happy. Can't afford to lose any. I missed all y'all too. Will try to make it next time.
"...evangelical Christian music is flowing into mainstream media -- and changing it. In fact, Christian entertainment now brings in $4 billion a year. Rappers and rockers are making hits and making money while spreading the gospel to national audiences. Christian groups can be heard on secular radio and seen on "The Tonight Show." Earlier this year, the group Third Day even played at the Republican National Convention. "The fact that there are Christian themes now emerging in rock and that Christians are in rock is just representative of a spiritual desire or a spiritual hunger in our culture," says Cameron Strang, publisher of Relevant Magazine, a religious publication."
Thanks...interesting article there.
FReegards...MUD
"FRiends of Slick Willie!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim (02/10/2002)
"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
(Mudboy on Irish fife)
I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough...
Fer my views to take hold.
MUD's been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told.
If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!!
And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say...
Like to start FReepin' against DemLib'rals today.
Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't...
Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
He's that dude who knows all!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
(More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories)
Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til vile SlickBoy falls.
Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along.
Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against Left's Lies.
We'll stay year after year until the Left's Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
DemLib'rals are all damned freaks, they love what's bad...Left's mad, we'll FReep 'em in time.
Truth's the hardest thing...Right's always tried to whup Leftist slime.
Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will.
Slick was born a rapist and a liar and I guess he always will...
Heard it Rush Limbaugh...
Justa Lovable Fuzzball!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
Mudboy Slim
"A Patriot Looks at Forty!!"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty")
C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call.
Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!!
Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!
Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing...
Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures,
[Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!!
Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee...
Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late...
MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under...
To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!"
Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!
The enemy's BigGuv'ment...we gotta whup RATS' ass!!
Left's taxed so much money to end poverty, but they pissed it away so fast!!
Liberty's made to last, FReedom has gotta last.
Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks...
I pass out, then I rally and I find a way to FReep!!
But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'...
Gotta FReep fer Justice again!!
Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!!
(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)
Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile.
Some, I ran 'em away...still more I taught to think...
Some even manage to smile...)8^D!!
We'll change their minds, just takes a while.
C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Slick Willie down!!
Come on, nation of master FReeps...adjudication's what I want now!!
Guv'ment's goin' down...Devolve Power NOW!!
Guv'ment's goin' down...Devolve Power NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (07/10/2002)
Lunchtime bump.
Howdy Mud,
ya mind-numbed Limbaugh robot! ;^D
"...ya mind-numbed Limbaugh robot!"
Guilty as charged...MUD
"White House del Clintonia"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair,
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
I'm part of the resistance, I skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!!
(Aaiigghh!!)
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent,
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls "friends"!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!"
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White House del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chi-Com spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores...
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Six Hunnerd...MUD
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