Black XXXI: "Don't Surrender!!"

The MudCave ^ | 28 October 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"MacAuliffe Came Down to Richmond!!"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")

McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"

Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"

(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.

Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...

(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)

When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!

"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!

(Mudboy solo)

McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"

Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"

An oldie but a goodie...MUD (08/08/1999)

[MeekOneGOP]

Here's Dubya in Chile stepping into the fray .....

Proud to have voted for Dubya ONCE AGAIN,
for the FOURTH time last November 2nd!

• 1994

• 1998

• 2000

• 2004

[stand watie]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[ForGod'sSake]

But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!

Gee Mud, I didn't know you played the fiddle too ;^)

That's a goodun I missed somewhere along the way. Your link in #360 is an excellent read. I shouldn't be, but I'm constantly amazed at Black leaders'(?) hypocrisy. They of all people should be singing th praises of the Republican party, but it appears they prefer the nanny state to freedom. And they should make no mistake about it, the nanny state will be just like going back to the plantation. Why can't they see that? Maybe the Black leaders(?) think they will be able to work in the big house instead of the fields??? It just blows me away man.

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")

Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!

Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!

Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!

One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!

Mudboy Slim (11/22/2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

That little incident there shows that Dubyuh's a man of action...I can't think of many leaders who'd stick their nose out fer one of his helpers like this...says a lot about the man.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...FWIW, I've voted fer Dubyuh the only two times I've been eligible.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank ya kindly, sir...look forward to FReepin' with you again in the not-too-distant future...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I didn't know you played the fiddle too ;^)"

Heh heh heh...sure wish I could. Reckon I'll just haveta insert a marmonica solo in there instead.

"That's a goodun I missed somewhere along the way."

Thanks...it was buried back in an ol' Black thread.

"Your link in #360 is an excellent read. I shouldn't be, but I'm constantly amazed at Black leaders'(?) hypocrisy. They of all people should be singing th praises of the Republican party, but it appears they prefer the nanny state to freedom. And they should make no mistake about it, the nanny state will be just like going back to the plantation. Why can't they see that? Maybe the Black leaders(?) think they will be able to work in the big house instead of the fields??? It just blows me away man."

I can see how the Black leaders stick with the RATS, 'cuz they really are like the house slaves, but at some point, I keep expecting the Black rank-n-file to break free of the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons and realize that the RATS are keeping them down. Dubyuh increased his share of the Black vote from 8% to 11%, but I keep expecting the Black electorate to make a big shift towards splitting their vote not unlike the hispanic vote.

Someday, I reckon it'll happen, but not soon enuff fer...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"ANNOUNCEMENT: DeeCee FReepers to Stage Pro-Bush Rallies at Inaugural Parade on January 20, 2005!!"

"The D.C. Chapter of Free Republic invites all conservatives who share our jubilation with the re-election of President Bush and Vice President Cheney to join us in Washington, D.C. on Inauguration Day, Thursday, January 20, 2005, for a very special demonstration.

In order to help prevent a repeat of the leftist-led assaults and disruptions during the 2001 Inaugural parade, the D.C. Chapter applied for a demonstration permit with the U.S. Park Police last January for three key locations along the Inaugural Parade route on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Those locations are: The Navy Memorial, between 7th and 9th Streets, NW, where in 2001 leftists climbed the masts and tore down flags and pennants, replacing them with "anarchist" flags; Freedom Plaza, between 13th and 14th Streets, NW; and Pershing Park, between 14th and 15th Streets, NW. Our goal is to give pro-Bush-Cheney people the opportunity to enjoy the parade and share fellowship with like-minded conservatives while holding demonstrations in support of the President and his conservative policies including pro-life, pro-2A, pro-military and pro-war-on-terrorists."

Be there or be square...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!"
(To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")

Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATS' HO's with a righteous zeal...
We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might...
FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight!
Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right...
RATS're SA-AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!

FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans...
Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands.
We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!!
They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!!
Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!!
Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!

(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)

Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford,
Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered.
RATS Love Chi-Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed,
DemLib'rals are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATS condone RAPE!!
Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!!
RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!

(Guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim (04/25/2003)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Well said, dude!!" (#179)

Don't be a stranger...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right Side of the Tunes!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim (07/14/1999)

[MeekOneGOP]

That little incident there shows that Dubyuh's a man of action...I can't think of many leaders who'd stick their nose out fer one of his helpers like this...says a lot about the man.

Amen!!!

BTW...FWIW, I've voted fer Dubyuh the only two times I've been eligible.

Mud, ya make me really proud! :^D

Thank ya! Thank ya! Thank ya!

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm proud to be of service, Meekie...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

You're the MAN! :^D

[Mudboy Slim]

No, YOU da Man!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

[ForGod'sSake]

Hey you two! Get a room ;^)

My latest doodle(s):

       

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...I like yer doodles, sir. AP and Reuter's are not too be trusted...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Here's my favorite anti-Medyuh song...

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

[ForGod'sSake]

AP and Reuter's are not too be trusted.

Indeed! I think I prefer the one on the left. I might put on a newsprint background like the one on the right. Thoughts?

FGS