Black XXXI: "Don't Surrender!!"

The MudCave ^ | 28 October 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed good ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whores could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll FRY," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's Laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these DemocRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Yers Truly...Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton RESIGNS...Welcome Prez'dent Gore!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the 7th of April 2005 for the March For Justice II!! It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse."

I understand completely...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Terri S.!!"
(To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Heroin")

I...don't know...just where I'm going...
But I'm...gonna try...for the kingdom, if I can...
'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus' son
And I guess that I just don't know!!
And I guess that I just don't know!!

I...have made...the big decision...
I'm...gonna try...to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death!!

And you can't help me now, you guys
And all you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know

I...wish that...I was born a thousand years ago...
I...wish that...I'd sail the darkened seas...
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
In a sailor's suit and cap

Away from the big city
Where a man can not be free
Of all of the evils of this town
And of himself, and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know

Heroin...be the death of me...
Heroin...it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off and dead

Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jim's in this town
And all the politicians makin' crazy sounds
And everybody puttin' everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds

'Cause when the smack begins to flow
Then I really don't care anymore
Ah, when the heroin is in my blood
And that blood is in my head
Then thank God that I'm as good as dead
Then thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
Ohhh...And I guess I just don't know!!

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Another discussion with a LeftWinger over at LP.org...

"You trust the government. I don't."

That's simply NOT true, Mr. Berger...I do not trust the Federal Leviathan as far as I can throw it. Why do you think I'm so hot and heavy fer busting Slick Willie? He ordered the MASSACRE of 78 innocent men, women, and children at Waco!! Yesssir, I know how corrupt the Fed is...still, it's within our power to change it, imho.

"Your childish assertion that Bush is a Republican and is somehow better than Clinton because of party affiliation is ludicrous."

I never said that and you know it...Clinton is far worse than Dubyuh 'cuz he's a corrupt, evil man totally devoid of morals and common decency...Dubyuh's not, imho.

"Both parties are equally corrupt and evil, and the sooner you realize that and accept it, the better off you will be."

Nonsense, dude...that is pure LeftWing Relativism shining thru there!! The DemonRATS are 100% corrupt and must be defeated each and every time they try to do anything, becuz everything they propose is just another expansion of the Federal Leviathan!! The GOP, however, is made up of RINOs and movement conservatives...the Right shall triumph by working with these few movement conservatives--led by the Honorable Tom Delay--to devolve Power from the Federal Leviathan and back to the States, Localities, and Individuals, as prescribed in our Constitution!!

Regards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Speaking of Tom Delay. Look what they're doing now:

A 3rd DeLay Trip Under Scrutiny

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How much attention did the media give THIS??:

Gore's Statement "No Controlling Legal Authority"

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[jla]

imho imho imho

Stop using this! It may seem like a polite thing to do but it only serves in weakening your position by telling the other person - here's what I think, although it's just my humble opinion and it certainly could be chock full of errors.

How about this acronym instead:

tif (this is fact)

...just make sure you do have the facts of whatever particular matter you're discussing.

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHA!! That Dancing Gore is PRICELESS!! Can you do one of Dingy Harry and Nancy Pelosi dancing side-by-side?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"imho...Stop using this! It may seem like a polite thing to do but it only serves in weakening your position..."

IMHO, I use "imho" to soften up the opposition prior to going in fer the KILL!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black" versus "White"

Heh heh heh...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

BWAHAHAHAHA!! That Dancing Gore is PRICELESS!!
Can you do one of Dingy Harry and Nancy Pelosi dancing
side-by-side?!

hahahaaa! That GIF of algore always makes me chuckle, too.

I borrowed that a while back. I can do stuff with JPG's but
not with GIF's yet. I wish I could. One day, maybe .....

[Mudboy Slim]

"One day, maybe ....."

That's my goal with posting graphics in general...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...
Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there...
Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT Clinton...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
Tell US, Slick Willie...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...
They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...
We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...
Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!!
Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT Clinton...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)

[ForGod'sSake]

That's my goal with posting graphics in general...

It's really simple Mud. If you can make a link(and I KNOW you can), you can post a pic. The principle is the same; eg:

< img src="http://www.eastex.net/rappaw/neandervrwc1.jpg" width="460" height="465"> yields this:

If you want to center a pic, it would look something like this:

< center> < img src="http://www.eastex.net/rappaw/fr_jr_black_tie.jpg" width="380" height="480"> gives you this:

All's you need is the internet address of the pic, and don't forget to include the image's width and height attributes. They make the threads load better because yer browser makes room for the pics, which keeps the thread from jumping around, especially if there are a lot of graphics on the thread. Once you get the hang of it you can start to dress 'em up a little by adding borders, ALT/TITLE text, etc.

Happy pic posting.

FGS

[MeekOneGOP]

You are the bestest! :)

[ForGod'sSake]

Aw shucks Meek; thanky. Howya been?

FGS

[MeekOneGOP]

Doin' pretty good, FGS. Thanks.

I think I'm ready to call it a night, though.

Really sleep rat now.

See ya'll manana. Bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and all that. :)

[Mudboy Slim]

Well, I'm off fer DeeCee and the March fer Justice II!! My double-sided sign says, "Equal Justice fer ALL!!" on one side and "INDICT Slick Willie!!" on the other!!

Look fer me on TeeVee...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"INDICT Slick Willie!!"

Actually, it turned out to be "RE-IMPEACH Slick Willie...NOW!!"

Hey, we were in front of Congress, what can I say?!

LOL...MUD

BTW...FBD, I hope this doesn't offen yer sensibilites.

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD (02/10/2002)

[MeekOneGOP]

:)