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To: San Jacinto

What colors would the Homeland Security Alert change to under Kerry?
Pink
mauve
teal

help me out here! LOL


165 posted on 10/28/2004 7:46:45 AM PDT by TheForceOfOne
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To: TheForceOfOne

I'd say fuschia :)


170 posted on 10/28/2004 7:47:57 AM PDT by pryncessraych
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To: TheForceOfOne

Don't forget purple!


177 posted on 10/28/2004 7:50:49 AM PDT by squirrel1014
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To: All

The alert levels have been changed to a Smarter, Better and more betterer system. They will now be displayed in a way that Teresa has developed. Glow # 1 will be a Mild Nuclear Risk, Glow # 2 "My Favorite" Will indicate a Radioactive Shelf-life of 200 Years. My National Security Advisor "Michael Moore's" Favorite High Glow Pink # 3 will be a complete destruction of the UN's Biggest Financial donor The U.S.of A. The USA will although be liked by all of our traditional enemies "er allies". Thank you for all of your cooperation in dismantling the ability of the USA to defend herself. And remember It's not what you can do for your country It;s what you can do for Me.


227 posted on 10/28/2004 8:02:47 AM PDT by KoneZone ( GET out of the way Grampa KING Kerry's coming through!)
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To: TheForceOfOne

Depends on the season, normally, I'm an AUTUMN, and need a coordinated palate....... but lighting is an issue, I've not given up on gravity as a friend you can negotiate with.


228 posted on 10/28/2004 8:03:27 AM PDT by JesseJane (~On November 2, keep in mind what mattered most on 9-11.~)
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To: TheForceOfOne

"What colors would the Homeland Security Alert change to under Kerry?"

I think he might adopt the French Alerts, which, roughly translated, are as follows:

Close eyes
Run
Hide
Surrender
Collaborate


233 posted on 10/28/2004 8:05:49 AM PDT by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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To: TheForceOfOne

white raisin


247 posted on 10/28/2004 8:11:40 AM PDT by dagnabit
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To: TheForceOfOne
Fuchsia, aubergine, tangerine, apricot, seafoam, chartreuse...the possibilities are endless. As the commercial says "I like to call them 'flavors,' not colors."
312 posted on 10/28/2004 9:19:01 AM PDT by Iwo Jima
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To: TheForceOfOne

You need to add France's favorite color, "blanc." You raise it when you are ready to cry "Uncle."


358 posted on 10/28/2004 11:48:47 AM PDT by HoustonTech (Vote for Strength. Vote a straight Republican ticket.)
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