November 2 Weather Forecasts for Battleground States / Cities

Weather.com ^ | 10-27-04 | no dems

[no dems]

For those of you such as I, who believe that adverse weather conditions DO affect voter turnout I did a little research this morning. Here is the weather forecast for major cities in battleground states.

Rule of thumb: Libs are more prone to let weather cause them to stay home. Conservatives will crawl over broken glass to vote.

NOVEMBER 2ND WEATHER FORECASTS FOR BATTLEGROUND CITIES

Metro Detroit, MI Thunderstorms and wind

Flint, MI Scattered T-Storms

Marquette, MI Showers and wind/Low 40s

Cleveland, OH Thunderstorms and wind

Cincinnati, OH Scattered T-Storms

Toledo, OH Scattered T-Storms/wind

Pittsburgh, PA Scattered T-Storms

Philadelphia, PA Cloudy/20% chance rain

Wilkes-Barre, PA Mostly Cloudy

Miami, FL Sunny

Tampa, FL Sunny

Milwaukee, WI Rain and low 40s

Madison, WI Rain and low 40s

Eau Claire, WI Partly cloudy

Green Bay, WI Light rain and wind

New Jersey Entire state: Cloudy

Des Moines, IA Partly cloudy / low 40s

Charleston, WV T-Storms

Parkersburg, WV T-Storms

Nevada Entire state: Sunny

New Mexico Entire state: Sunny

St. Louis, MO Cloudy / 20% chance rain

K.C., MO Partly cloudy

[no dems]

If you subscribe to my opening statement; Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Charleston, WV and a few others look good for our team.

[Tuxedo]

You forgot Boston: piss and wind. Temperatures rising.

[Cathy]

Funny - my husband and I were just wishing it would rain across the whole country next Tuesday - rain in OH, MI and PA sounds good.

Of course the DNC will sue - claiming "adverse weather supressed the vote" - I guess God will be the next target.

[RockinRight]

They'll try and sue God.

[penowa]

Unfortunately, the weather people usually have a problem telling us what is going to happen later today let alone next week. I have been praying for a cold rainy nasty raw day in the mid-west and east coast. (Republicans will get to the polls if there is a foot of snow!)

[Katkid]

They won't sue God. That would mean that they believe in him. A socialist can't even think of any supreme being being greater than Govt.

[AuH2ORepublican]

What happened to the snow storm that was scheduled to hit most of Colorado, SW South Dakota and NM around Taos? I was counting on that to help Coors in CO, Thune in SD and Bush in NM.

[RockinRight]

I'd walk naked in a blizzard to vote.

[Naspino]

They'll try and sue God.

Don't be silly, everyone knows George Bush is responsible for bad weather.

[miskie]

Of course they will, there are already Billboards in FLA accusing Bush of making the hurricanes via global warming, so, sure.. why not ??

Headlines..

Bush disenfranchises voters 'en-masse' by concentrating global warming rain-effects over key Democratic strongholds. The DNC then continues that Bush-prayers were answered by God, and the Kerry team was not given equal time.

Jesse Jackson and the NAACP can swing it by saying that rain depresses minorities more than whites. And demand a reelection.

You know, I wrote this stuff in sarcasm, but, with some of the LLL stories circulating as of late, these exaggerations no longer seem too far from the truth according to the LLL. How sad is that ?

[Redcloak]

If the weather becomes a factor, look for the Dems to accuse Karl Rove of cloud seeding.

[waldorf]

Just wait -- Karl Rove's secret weather-making machine, manufactured by Halliburton, will wreak havoc on the battleground states come election day!

[RockinRight]

Right. I forgot about the weather machine in Fairbanks.

[Redcloak]

Beat ya to the Rove joke by 4 seconds!

[no dems]

I didn't check Colorado and South Dakota.

[no dems]

I didn't check Colorado and South Dakota.

[waldorf]

Took me that long to type Halliburton!

[Redcloak]

Going for the quick one-liner can give you the edge in the 100m posting dash.

[flutters]

I hope weather.com is a tad bit more accurate than our local weather reports.

I battled my way to work this morning fighting the traffic and the rain, only to find a local weather report --Nunnally: It Won't Rain All Day

[NaughtiusMaximus]

It's ridiculous to predict the weather this far out but nevertheless. . . imagines Tuesday scenario in slacker basement: "It's too rainy out to vote today, man." "Yeah, man, we'll vote tomorrow, man. Just fire up that pipe again, man."