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And this from a country which next week is likely to lay on the most farcical display of democracy in the free world. There will be lawyers at the ballot booths, hanging chads and lawyers suing for victory as the rest of the planet howls with laughter.

And no one will be murdered at the polls. There won't be 100,000's of people rioting in the streets. There won't be 10,000's of troops called out with tanks to control the population.

Go ahead and laugh.

[proxy_user]

Maybe we should read all the way to the last sentence?

[COBOL2Java]

And no one will be murdered at the polls. There won't be 100,000's of people rioting in the streets. There won't be 10,000's of troops called out with tanks to control the population.

I hope you're right. However, Elizabeth Edwards has said the Democrats will play nice only if they win.

[Mr. Silverback]

And no one will call anyone "Your Majesty" unless they're voice is dripping with sarcasm.