LOL !!!!
That or "Nuclear Fusion Perfected. Middle East Sinks Into Oblivion."
Nuclear fusion would be good, but it's always been "ten years away."
And as far as "ME sinks into oblivion..." you've got a billion people who (generalizing here) hate the west, but are nevertheless dependant upon the west's money for their very survival. Take the oil money away, and the ME will largley not be able to support the existing population. And it's not like they'll just lay down and starve.
So, when the US annouces energy independance, especially if Japan and Europe go along... there's gonna be a ruckus. I'm just glad that they can't walk from there to here. If I was European... I'd be *just* a little nervous. Time to fire up the Vlad Tepes Division...
Now, THIS is unarguably a diversion from the topic at hand.