What Astrologers foretell for Bush, Kerry

www.rediff.com ^ | 25-10-04

[fortunecookie]

Even though most of us would agree, I would have to say that there are a lot of 'Oprah' and 'the view' type ladies and no doubt many others who look to Oprah and Barbara for 'guidance' on whom to select as a candidate. For kicks, I went to Ivillage, a site I used years ago, when I first plugged into the internet, for information about women's issues, just for fun really. I stopped using them prior to the 2000 election because not only were they so far skewed to the left, but they skewered anyone who dared disagree with this 'wisdom'. So, I checked out their 'astrological reports' on the 2 main candidates. It reads like one caustic, lop-sided editorial casting (no surprises) Bush as a sort of bumbling satan we must rid ourselves of and Kerry as a knight in shining armor, intelligent and poised to 'rescue' us. Gag.

My point is that many gullible or busy ladies will look to places like this for their 'advice' and even follow it.

And 'the view' just happened to be poisoning minds today in Texas (all week). No doubt no coincidence that they are slamming Bush and praising Kerry in Bush's home state in the crucial last days before the vote. And claiming it's for Breast Cancer Awareness month. What?? All booked up earlier this month?? I stopped watching long ago when, like Oprah, it became clear their was only one 'correct' view.

[highflight]

Of course those of us who "don't believe in this s*** all raced to see what those astrologers wrote.

Yours, of course, is the best.

I feel better.

[festus]

The only thing is, the public may not like what it hears. Astrologers are completely divided over who will win on November 2

So the conclusion is 1/2 of all astrologers are frauds........

[Fiddlstix]

Oh great astrologer! We see that Kerry's head in is Uranus!

ROFLMAO!

GREAT LINE!