LOL. WoW. I've never been called that before. Luckily, I have a sense of humor. Unfortunately, sometimes once I get started laughing, I can't stop.
You know what, LOL, I'm gonna have to concede the name -calling, cuz I don't think I came come up with as good a one for you right now. LOL. Everyone I've told so far is laughing too. LOL.
The lady protesteth too much, methinks. (But we can see right through her burkah.)