In heavy RAT areas they have to ask a few other questions...
1) Are you living or dead?
2) How many times have you voted today?
3) Did you also participate in early voting?
4) Were you disenfranchised before or after you cast your vote?
Thanks for the laugh -
In return - here is a joke:
Blond woman: This cookbook is terrible!
Husband: What's wrong with it?
Blond woman: They tell you to separate two eggs, but they don't tell you how far apart!
Cheers -