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Assassination attempt on ...
[7] George W. Bush
[3] Dick Cheney
[3] Tom Ridge
[1] Lynn Cheney

Assassination of
[5] Tom Ridge
[4] George W. Bush
[1] Tom Ridge

[18] Attack on America

[21] "Crisis" with another "threatening" nation
[24] The election will be cancelled or "postponed"
[27] "Osama bin Laden" will be captured
[14] "Osama bin Laden" will be killed
[18] "Scandal" will deflate Kerry's campaign
[15] U.S. strike at another "threatening" nation
[33] Vote count shenanigans again
[52] Weapons of mass destruction "found" in Iraq
Other: Ronald Reagan succumbs to long illness. Our first winner is Erin R., of [a town in] Massachusetts.
A nuke in the UN, supposedly made by Syrians. 1st "there's a major attack against freedom and the civilized world" 2nd No more UN to bother USA. If bush's polls are up, he may win 2. if polls are down, martial law is enforced and elections postponed.
"Ohio will be this year's Florida. Late night November 2, News puppets will announce that Bush won Ohio by a substantial majority, leading Ohio residents and DNC bean-counters to cry foul. Protests will spring up in major Ohio cities demanding a vote recount, only to be told by Diebold that the individual votes are either uncountable or mysteriously lost. The Supreme Court (either state or federal) will refuse to allow Buckeyes to vote again. Bush will win the election again, thanks to Ohio's electoral votes. Lastly, I'll be thinking very hard about moving to Canada."
"The October Surprise will occur on 9/11. The Surprise will be the blowing up of a major dam, which will cause massive damage to all the communities downstream. The explosion will be blamed on 'internal eco-terrorists'. The reason being that if the attack were done by an external threat, Bush could face blowback because he failed to protect us. Ultimately, it will be shown that the eco-terrorists have some connection to foreign terrorists. The election will be postponed under martial law while liberals, environmentalists, and other progressives will be rounded up and jailed without regard to Miranda or habeus corpus."
"Cheney has a heart attack and is rushed to an 'undisclosed location.' A new 'winning' vice presidential candidate is quickly selected."
"Gasoline prices drop substantially."
"Surely the real surprise is that nothing happens & there is a proper free & fair election in November, with proper paper-trails, hand-counted ballots & people not being barred due to them having "similar" names to those who are barred..."
"A suitcase 'dirty bomb', planted somewhere in Midwest by US or Israeli assets ... will lead to 'Martial Law', 'postponement' of the 2004 elections, reactionary 'pre-emptive' air strikes on either Syria or Iran, and the unleashing of the IDF and Mossad against anything Muslim ... leading to the First World War of the 21st century. Let me stop 'cause I'm scaring myself ..."
http://www.unknownnews.net/octobersurprise.html