Interview with john kerry:
1: You have a north wind, which direction should your decoys be facing?
jk: with its head in the sand
2: What is a layout blind?
jk: a precinct with chaotic voting machine arrangements
3: What is a double cluck?
jk: it's what i see when i look at my wife when i am drunk
4: What type of weather makes for the best hunting?
jk: weather or not i have a running mate
5: Is double-ought-buck better than number 9's?
jk: only if you stuff the ballot boxes
6: What is a "goose load"?
jk: just a minute, i'll ask my good friend bill clinton
7: When do the migrants come in?
jk: when there are jobs in america that went overseas
8: How much does bismuth cost?
jk: let me see if my wife's company actually makes that
9: What is a "flute"?
jk: just another minute, my good friend bill will know
10: Which is better, a 26 inch barrel or a 30 inch barrel?
jk: let me raise taxes and let's see which one people have to wear as clothes.
11: What is pass shooting?
jk: i abstain
12: What is a "sick goose"?
jk: i'll answer that as soon as i get my thumb out of my butt
13: What is a "spit call"?
jk: the person sitting in the front row during one of my speaches can answer that
14: Have you ever hunted out of a sink box?
jk: no, but it sounds like something that big gov't could fix
15: Describe two common decoy arrangements?
jk: james carville and terry mcauliffe
16: What are "Bigfoots"?
jk: something that socialized medicine can fix
17: What is the "point system"?
jk: the number of jobs being outsourced
18: What are "Whitefronts"?
jk: voters i have trouble getting
19: What is this years snow goose posession limit?
jk: i am sorry, i still cannot get my thumb loose
20: What is a "Super Black Eagle"?
jk: my running mate of course...sorry, i thought you said slick backed legal.
21: What is a "flapper"?
jk: me?
22: What is "flagging"?
jk: don't know. sound un-american to me
23: What is a "double reed"?
jk: let me call my good pal bill again
24: What is "goose jerky"?
jk: damn thumb still stuck. maybe i have to jerk it out.
25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other?
jk: because there are more republicans in the house than there are democrats
ROFLOL!!!!
You forgot "when I was in Vietnam..." and "As we all know, Mary Cheney is a hunter and if you asked her I'm sure would say..."