Whoa!! Lemme tell ya... Last night... last night I asked my wife "Hey Honey, waddya say we do it?" and she says "sounds like a great idea!"
"Who you gonna do it with?"
"I went to my proctologist. He stuck his finger in my mouth."
"It's rough, I tell ya. My wife just cut me down to twice a week. Course, I shouldn't complain. She cut out two other guys altogether."