What will be the October Suprise?

[grey_whiskers]

Now if it happened on November 1, then it wouldn't be a October surprise, would it?

Ahh, now you see why it is really such a surprise! (grin)

[demkicker]

Really .. after all the crap the Kerry campaign gave Bush on his military service .. why in heck would Bush want to bring that up again by accusing Kerry of anything. Besides, there's ton's of BAD VOTING IN THE SENATE to use instead.

Sorry, but the entire country needs to KNOW about Kerry's military service. Not one farking network news program has even mentioned that Kerry refuses to release HIS military records. Never mind that G.W.B's have been given the equivalent of a rectal exam. I'm SICK of it already and will feel forever cheated if Kerry's pathetic military record is given a pass.

[demkicker]

I want to see his records too! I did hear Neil Boortz say today that he knows something is coming that will "do Kerry in". Do wonder what it is!

Tick Tock.... I'm waiting and do wonder if that news is true. I'll pray that it is. The thought of Kerry as our President is enough to make me want to leave my country.

[budwiesest]

Someone slipped George Bush the answers to the Global Test!

[Shortstop7]

Zell Miller beats the crap out of Jimmy Carter!

[Piranha]

What is the "Bush/Kerry camp"?

[investigateworld]

The Gin Soaked One opens her checkbook for the Poodle?

[upchuck]

I did hear Neil Boortz say today that he knows something is coming that will "do Kerry in".

Oh, I hope so. But it had better be damned, and I mean damned, powerful stuff if the "Anybody But Bush" RATS are gonna be swayed.

[patriciamary]

No matter, the DEM'S WILL have an October Surprise!,and they will try everything they can to destroy Bush with it!

[patriciamary]

That's just plain Dumb!

[TeleStraightShooter]

That was a sick theory indeed.

The weekend before the 1992 election "independent" prosecutor Lawrence Walsh served about 13 people in Bush's orbit.

A couple of weeks before the 1996 election the Chinese campaign cash story broke.

The weekend before the 2000 election Dubya's DUI became public.

All three caused a shift of about 5 points.

[ALLAH-ya-out-a-here]

the CIA is holding a 9/11 report that names top addminastrtion officials

[Texas Mom]

Zell Miller beats the crap out of Jimmy Carter!

Now, that's something I would pay good money to see!

[Lijahsbubbe]

Some said October 27th because it's the "blood moon" and end of Ramadan.

Oh great.

[fortheDeclaration]

Kerry will give up?

[lectricpup]

What is the "Bush/Kerry camp"? That's what I was going to ask! Who do I vote for now? I'm confused.

[MohawkDrums]

I really don't think anyone would care if W. did have a drink or two. I know I found myself tippling a bit too much after 9/11.

[Atlas Sneezed]

Kerry's health (lack thereof) is my long-shot guess.

[theoldChief]

In a way, it's already happening and it's coming from the sKerry/drEdwards camp.

It's none other than Slick Willie hisself!

I've felt for months that there is no way that the Clintons are going to allow Kerry to win. They just have to save '08 for Hitlerly.

And now Slick is up from his near-death-experience to go on the trail with JFake.

He will undoubtedly draw amazing crowds to the rallies but he will truly be the center of attention!

People will remember the rallies as being the time they got to see their beloved Slick and "some other guy."

If they even remember what Slick said, dollars'l get you doughnuts that they won't hear a word Kerry has to say as the crowds well be abuzz amongst themselves about how good Slick looks and what a wonderful speech he made, etc. Kerry will be practically ignored (and rightly so).

That squeaking sound you hear is Slick slowly opening the scuttling valves on the SS Kerry.

[BradyLS]

Right. Something that will make him look unforgivably evil in the eyes of the looney ABB crowd. Somthing like pictures of Kerry chopping down an old-growth redwood tree. Or fixing a sandwich with several different kinds of meat from several differen kinds of animals!