As you wish:
No, I didn't lie;
Screw you if you don't "get" my reply.
When asked I've always said,
"We had to oust Saddam
Or we'd be dead."
Your mind tricked you to hear the blame
'Cause when I said "wrong war" it's not the same (at all).
So here it is, my only stance:
Should we be in the Middle East?
Yes, most surely... which is to say, no way!
To this day I've tried and tried
To clue you peons in to my replies.
You know it's not unfair
To vote to for us go to war... and then despair.
When the vote came to my turn
To arm the men, well I had to send
A message loud and clear
That going off to fight a war
Is never right, and I should know:
I fought in Viet-nam!
I- I will never lie to you.
I- I will help you see the truth.
I- I will show you that I'm right.
I- I offer up this ruse, in Nuanced Duplicity.
damn! that was fast ;)