To: TheBigB
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
16 posted on
10/18/2004 6:45:19 AM PDT by
Lunatic Fringe
(http://www.drunkenbuffoonery.com/mboards/)
To: Lunatic Fringe
LOL!
Easilly one of the greatest scenes in TV history.
20 posted on
10/18/2004 6:46:25 AM PDT by
The G Man
(George W. Bush: "Got wood?")
To: Lunatic Fringe
"Les...Les, are you there? Les isn't there. *sigh* Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you just tuning in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at 11."
21 posted on
10/18/2004 6:47:18 AM PDT by
TheBigB
(OPEN YOUR EYES, Clark Kent! You belong with CHLOE!)
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