Jesse sure didn't follow his own advise to stay out of the "bushes" himself he he he.
It's the "PUSH in DA BUSH" BIRTHDAY BASH as harem and bastards gather around one of the revered religious figures and resonant moral voices of our time to celebrate another year . . . and one WITHOUT a paternity suit!
Those of us of the various Christian persuasions who support the President can give thanks in church this morning that the unfaithful Catholic nominee has found an adulterous chaplain to sprinkle Chivas Regal (Teddy K's "holy water" of choice) on his pink ties! While "Mother" Teresa Heinz leads us all in the ever popular hymn "Shove It, Idiot Scumbags!"