[openotherend]

New York Times = Wart on Edwards lip

[albertp]

New York Times = pug-like wrinkles on Kerry's long sad face. New York Times is the wrinkled Old Gray Lady where long sad tales pass as real journalism.

Wrinkles and flip-flops and nuances. Quantum logic - the ability to occupy multiple states of mind at one and the same time; fooling all of the people all of the time. The NY Times with Kerry's mug on page 1 does come in handy when my puggy-pooch really needs to answer nature's call quickly.