Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
Therayza Heinz Kerry, the new Vitameatavegamin girl.
Move over Lucy
BTW, send that to Drudge; he'd probably run with it.
Too many gin-soaked raisins will do that to you.
She forgot to mention the rest of the remedy.
Then you eat the raisins, each one at the bottom of a full glass of vodka, and make sure you have at least one valium or other such enhancer to go along.
Hell after a week of this you can cut your foot off and you'll never know it. Arthritis is just a nusiance with this cure, or is it a reason to take the cure?? Well drink up!
My son saw her speak in Iowa and he said she sounded absolutely plastered. Her words were slurred and she was incoherent some of the time.
Hahahahahahaha !! BRILLIANT !
Oh, Wouldn't that add additional frieght costs making the price higher? Or is it just one of the paper things. The rights to the Raisins are bought by Canada, they never leave California, then resold under the Canadian flag?
Ha! I'd drink gin all day too if I had to listen to JFK's "plans" over and over.
"keyword: TANQUERAYTERRRRAZZZA"
LOL!
Thank you for HEALING ME, Teraaaayyyzaa!
Laughter is the best medicine and you are so darn funny, that I haven't felt this great in YEARS.
I'm healed!
Praise ketchup.
This is one of the funniest threads that I've seen in a long time!
I won't question whether rasins-and-gin is a viable arthritis treatement.
What puzzles me is the context - WHY would she make such a statement publicly? What stump speech could possibly include that line? What on-mic question could prompt such a reply?
I see a new Heinz product: Ketchup with Gin and White Raisins.
I wonder what she has against bourbon?
he looks like a white raisin
She was probably in some sort of transgalactic inter-dimensional haze and had no idea she was speaking at all.
Good one, then!
OMG. My kids are like, "What are you doing on the computer all the time?" I can't stop, it's just too funny!
I can't stop laughing.
I KNEW that someone would cite the real prescription.
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