[Logic n' Reason]

Couple of choices here:

1. Clintoon...give him another heart episode!

2. Monica Lewinsky!

3. Princess Diana - no...wait, she's sick isn't she??

4. The pope; if they can find enough batteries to keep him going until then.

5. A 62 year old PFC who once washed his socks in the same river as kerry's swift boat floated in..he'll tell us all the true details about kerry's service!

6. Tiny Tim - no...wait, he's sick, isn't he?

7. Alan Combes

8. Ross Perot; who once again will announce he's running for president and putting together another task force to go free our POWs

9. The new head of Hamas - no...wait, he's sick, isn't he?

And..number 10. Himself! He'll probably win/loose

[G.Mason]

If you don't do comedy for a living, you've definitely missed your calling.

Now that's a list!!