The contents of this thread preserved for all eternity will be your punishment. :)
I now have two deep
emotional scars -- One time,
my long-time girl friend
left me for a guy
who repairs cars. So, for months,
my "friends" "comforted"
me, but always said,
"Guess he just had a better
set of tools than you . . ."
And, now, I have this.
I tell you, it's quite some life
I've made for myself . . .