Let your local newspaper know that you think John Edwards is a girl. March up to the local printing office for your home town newspaper and drop some womens underwear on the front steps. Pretty soon newspapers all over the country will be awash in womens underwear. This will send a clear message that you all think that John Edwards is a girl.
I'll have to remember that one.
"But honey, I know those aren't your underwear. They're here for a ... political protest! Yeah, that's it!