[FreeRadical]

The headline should say:

Men Shot Dead While Trespassing

[FreeRadical]

Oh, shoot, I'm a second too slow. The headline should say:

Men Shot Dead While Trespissing

According to the Summit County Republican Party, about 3,000 of the 4,000 signs the GOP has handed out supporting Bush and Cheney have been taken from yards or damaged.

Yikes, 3000 out of 4000 signs stolen and not one dead leftist f!!ck... what a wasted opportunity for us good guys.