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To: Route66
Kerry is from Mars. Bush is from Texas.

I don't think so. Kerry is definately not from Mars. I think sissy boy is from some other planet; maybe Venus, Pluto, or Uranus.

22 posted on 10/09/2004 6:37:21 PM PDT by knuthom
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To: knuthom
I don't think so. Kerry is definately not from Mars. I think sissy boy is from some other planet; maybe Venus, Pluto, or Uranus.

Till after the election, I would gladly rename Uranus to Urinal and let it be Kerry's home planet. Anyone agree?

BUSH/CHENEY IN 2004

32 posted on 10/09/2004 7:56:59 PM PDT by rock58seg (I will vote as kerry directs, when he says, "vote for Bush.")
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Bush is from Texas, a state so huge that his supporters occupy both Mars and Venus. We can cede Pluto to Kerry; that planet, after all, takes the name of the Roman god of the underworld, their version of Hell. Considering that Kerry commits treason, resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands of his own country's brave soldiers, this planet seems most appropriate.


36 posted on 10/09/2004 8:08:12 PM PDT by dufekin (President Kerry would have our enemies partying like it's 1969, when Kerry first committed treason.)
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