I like this extract of his column tomorrow in the Telegraph: "The unasked questions: Is there anything you can ask John Kerry that he doesn't have a plan for? Is his plan to have a plan for everything? If you ask him whether he's concerned that something might come up that he doesn't have a plan for, does he have a plan to deal with things he hasn't planned? Has he planned for the possibility that he might misplace one of his plans?"
Look at almost every news thread on FR (Aziz dying, Mt. St. Helens erupting, job creation) and you can attach the following as comments:
It's Bush's Fault!!
The timing of this is suspicious!
John Kerry and John Edwards have a plan to fix this!
Just tailor the exact words to the story, and it works! Take the Florida Hurricanes:
The timing of this is suspicious (because it allows Bush to look Presidential)
It's President Bush's Fault! (because his environmental policies caused global warming)
John Kerry and John Edwards have a plan to prevent hurricanes from ever striking Florida again! (no proof or details ever required; stating they have a plan stops hurricanes, cures cancer and finds a husband for every single woman out there).