I'm a Catholic. Except when I'm a Jew.
But that's only when I'm not an athiest which usually only happens when I'm not a Catholic or a Jew, which never happens unless I am unable to come to a solid decision whcih is usually when I am a catholic.
hahah- just what I thought... Liar
Oh He's a Catholic all right! A Kennedy Catholic! If he cannot use the tenets of his "faith" (and I believe he has none), then he has no conscience. What an empty being.