I WAS IN KYOTO!
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Geez, he's alwys saying he's been somewhere!
JEEZE WHEN MT. ST. HELEN'S BLOWS WILL KERRY SAY HE WAS IN KRAKATOWA?
Like he was in Cambodia Christmas 1968!
Kerry has been everywhere but the FLOOR OF THE SENATE! What a lame excuse for a candidate!