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The Waffle House
Written by: Frank Highland/Aaron Sain
Lead vocals: Aaron Sain
www.therightbrothers.com
Last night I had a nightmare
John Kerry was president
He was talking on TV
from his brand new residence
The press was all around him
They were hanging on every word
And from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
This is what the whole nation heard
Chorus
Welcome to the Waffle House
Well, you'd better listen up today
Cause the side of my mouth I'm talking from ain't the same as yesterday
And if I contradict myself chalk it up to good policy
Cause I believe we absolutely ought to sometimes never change what we believe without a doubt
Welcome to the Waffle House
He started taking questions, somebody asked about defense
He said that he supported everything he ever voted against
When asked about the economy he popped a bottle of French wine
He said we've got to stop the flow of jobs overseas, oh by the way have you met my wife
Chorus
Welcome to the Waffle House
Well, you'd better listen up today
Cause the heart-felt convictions that I hold right now are so much different than yesterday's
And if I contradict myself chalk it up to good policy
Cause I believe we absolutely ought to sometimes never change what we believe without a doubt
Welcome to the Waffle House
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