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To: NautiNurse

Drink One Sip If:
Anyone says "terrorism"
Anyone says "Halliburton"
Anyone says "flip flop"
Anyone says "Saddam Hussein"
Anyone blames "the media"
Anyone mentions their own military service
Anyone says "September 11"
One candidate interrupts another candidate

Drink Two Sips If:
Bush says "cut and run"
Kerry says "W stands for wrong"
Either candidate talks past their time limit
Kerry brings up Bush's "Mission Accomplished" moment
Bush mentions Crawford, TX
Anyone looks at the wrong camera
Anyone whips out "evidence"
Anyone says "Osama bin Laden"
Anyone mentions blogs
Anyone invokes the hurricane sympathy vote
Anyone mentions "North Korea"
Kerry mentions Bush wants to reinstate the draft
Everytime you see anyone wearing the yellow "LiveSTRONG" bracelet

Finish Your Glass If:
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone in the audience gets off an unscripted question
Bush mispronounces any word or name
Anyone says "Osama bin Hidin'"
Anyone uses a sports metaphor
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos

Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being "French on terrorism"
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
Bush admits he made a mistake ("miscalculation" counts)
Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime

Finish the Bottle If:
Anyone challenges anyone to a duel
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove


111 posted on 10/08/2004 4:20:01 PM PDT by Feiny (The use of intoxicants is one of the distinguishing marks of the higher types and races of humanity.)
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To: feinswinesuksass
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove

LOL. Or hillary!

138 posted on 10/08/2004 4:25:31 PM PDT by glock rocks ("Hold my beer Merle, hey y'all, lookit this!" ... then he voted.)
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To: feinswinesuksass

I drink whenever I want, then my accountant figures out which sip goes for what.


177 posted on 10/08/2004 4:32:40 PM PDT by Petronski (KERRY'S GLOBAL TEST: Pleasing those who were bribed by Saddam.)
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To: feinswinesuksass

You forgot an important one....drink a bottle of corona, with a lime, if anyone says...."Go to my website at www....."


269 posted on 10/08/2004 4:46:58 PM PDT by meeps
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