[Dont Mention the War]

Mine had a library...great make-out room.

LOL!

My college had a Greek participation rate of something like eight percent. The concept is pretty foreign to me.

Well, except for "Animal House." I learned a lot from that.

Sororities are all full of hot lesbians too, right?

[Drango]

Sororities are all full of hot lesbians too, right?

Turns out that ALL the chicks who turned me down for dates were lesbians. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Petronski]

Sororities are all full of hot lesbians too, right?

Not in my day. I converted them.