Gordie Bailey's family should have taught him not to succumb to peer pressure and drink himself to death.
"Pssst. He's passed out cold, man."
"You got the magic markers? Start writing."
"He doesn't look too good."
"Naw, he'll be fine."
"Man, he doesn't have a pulse and he's stopped breathing."
"Quick, get a rag and wipe that s*** off him!"
"Shouldn't we call 911?"
"Are you nuts? Let's get out of here!"