Really?!
Prove it.
OK:
It's not that difficult and it certainly doesn't require a cop, nor does it require you to become Owl_Getz.
Again, no one if forcing you to take public transportation. It's a decision you make every time you get on a bus/train/subway. Dealing with these issues is a natural consequence of your decision. If you don't like the consequences, then next time, choose differently.
Proven.