"Went to the doctor. Asked me if I'd ever had any problems. Told him I broke my leg in two places.
"He told me to stop going to those places."
“ I tell Ya I get no respect… My wife’s favorite sexual positions is ‘Doggy Style’, that’s me sitting up and begging and her rolling over and playing dead!”
RIP Rodney.
"Yesterday I tried to button my shirt, the button popped off"
"Then I picked up my brief case for work, the handle fell off"
"I get to the office to open the door, the door knob fell off"
"For the rest of the day, I was too afraid to take a piss"
"Yesterday I tried to button my shirt, the button popped off"
"Then I picked up my brief case for work, the handle fell off"
"I get to the office to open the door, the door knob fell off"
"For the rest of the day, I was too afraid to take a piss"