I'll be 82 this November. Right now, I'm into what is known as the golden years. That means you go to the bathroom five times a night. That's the golden years. And when your toes outnumber your teeth. That's the golden years. When the daily double is prune juice and an enema. That's the golden years.
They say when you get older, the first thing that goes is the mind. I say they missed by three feet.
The golden years. And when you piss in your pants and you think you're coming, that's the golden years, too.
If anyone out there has any ideas on how to live longer, send them to me. I'd appreciate it. Please include your name and phone number in case I want to contact you.
rodney@rodney.com
God rest this great mans soul accept him Lord into your loving arms he made many people smile and laugh as too fe could do in times of trouble
Amen
He was kind, had a fantastic sense of humor, and enjoyed the opportunity to talk to his fans.
I'm so sorry that he's passed on, but I know that God will welcome him home.
With much respect.
Just damn.
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Rodney had a way of reflecting all the nasty thoughts you had but were always afraid to say them.