Get on over here, H! You and your's is ready and waiting. BBQ beef, pork, ham is almost done. 16oz filet mignons go on the grill, in a few short minutes. Get your order in.
We've got a party going on here: Penna Dutch potato salad, slow-baked maple-cured Boston baked beans, Lentil soup, deviled eggs, potato chips, Key Lime pie, lemon merinque pie, NYC cheesecake w/ choice of raspberry, blueberry, strawberry toppings. Plenty of cold brew: Rolling Rock, Guinness and 11 micro-brews. Take yer pick.
Go, Dick Cheney, go! Wipe the stage with that drooling, spitting, trial laaaaw-yuh, Breck®-girlie punk, Johnny "I Hate America" Edwards scum.
Awwwwww, RIP, Rodney... Toast: here's to you, Mr No Respect!
And where are you? [drool]
Wow, you sure know how to watch a debate!