Disciplined for questionable activity with another soldier?
Posted on 10/05/2004 9:58:48 AM PDT by bobjam
Conventional wisdom now holds that both the Bush/Cheney and the Kerry/Edwards campaigns have planned surprises in order to shake the race in their favor this month. What could those surprises be? Here are some suggestions, are there any others?
Bush surprises for Kerry: 1) Bush meets with Allawi in Baghdad 2) Questions arise over Kerry's and Edwards's taxes
Kerry surprises for Bush: 1) Allegations that Bush got a girl pregnant and talked her into an abortion in the early 70's
If they find it, put on Talking Heads' Burning Down the House as the soundtrack (evil grin)
Free Cadillacs for all Ohio voters.
no... not if the alternative is Kerry, or just about any other DemoCrap
But of course, that's just my opinion.
The surprize will come in November, when Kerry wins.
I do not believe Kerry will win.
I DO believe it is possible that he will take the election through massive voter fraud.
Drums rolling::::
Bush announces that France, Germany and Russia have decided to help us in Iraq.
Nah, that's too wild.
Counterproductive. Would get some Liberals to vote for Bush.
video of kerry urinating and burning a flag.
My money is on the Swifties for the October coup de grace for Kerry, maybe just wishful thinking but I keep sending them $$$$$$$
Disciplined for questionable activity with another soldier?
so do I. I want that ad to run nationally; not just in the swing states.
LOL!!!!
butt pirate
rump ranger on booty duty
anal astronaut
pillow biter
#10: John Kerry prefers Bush Country Ketchup on his burgers.
#9: The still-alive Osama Bin Laden has given up a life of terror and now drives a taxicab medallion in midtown Manhattan.
#8: A drunk Jenna and Barbara Bush caught doing a strip-tease after a few too many during a private Georgetown pub crawl.
#7: In a decision that sends reverberations through the Washington arts establishment, President Bush is chosen to play the lead role in the Ford Theater's reproduction of "Hamlet".
#6: Theresa Heinz-Kerry's closet full of whips and chains.
#5: You guessed it, Dick Cheney indeed turns out to be a highly advanced robot created by DARPA back in the '70s.
#4: Hillary Clinton burns all her black pantsuits and shows up in the Senate in a strapless evening gown number.
#3: John Edwards announces sudden decision to retire from law and politics and become a Buddhist monk in Tibet.
#2: Bob Woodward announces that Deep Throat was a woman named "Lucy Ramirez" who worked for Bill Burkett during his time in the Texas National Guard.
#1... A rejuvenated-looking Al Gore shocks the world with his tehnical acumen by winning a Nobel Prize for inventing a revolutionary new communication protocol built on IP v 6.0, replaces John Kerry on all state ballots and goes on to win the 2008 election.
I think that picture belongs on the spider thread.
AHHHHHHH! too horrible to imagine!
(Yankee fan)
John Edwards, the man that could be a heartbeat away from our leader is a coward. On September 11, 2001 he fled the Capitol to his home...
'...I went on in to the -- to my Senate office building. Then we saw the second plane hit, and, of course, the strike on the Pentagon. I left the Capitol, because I was worried about my family. I left the Capitol, went home. I was there for a period of time.
And, actually, after I was there for a fairly short period of time, the Capitol Police came to my home, knocked on the door, and said that they were gathering up senators to take us to a -- to a safe or secure location. And I said, "Well, what about my wife and my kids?" And they said, "Well, they'll stay here."
The October Surprise will be... the Rapture of the Church.. .in which case Skerry and Shillary will be found in a shootout in DC with Shillary emerging unscathed setting up her surroundings for the peasants to come and pay homage to her worshipful Queen....while she gets busy imprisoning (or executing) every single person (left) at Free Republic!
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