[Imaverygooddriver]

John Kerry is running for President, and he wants you to know....

 

He can almost put his face to his groin...

 

he is well balanced...

 

he fears no obstacle..

 

he shows power in style....

 

he is manly....

 

..uhhhh...well sort of manly....

 

No make that manly!

 

 He likes really really likes oranges

 

So much that he likes to look like one!

 

Just like the Oompa Loompas!

 

And he is racially sensitive....

 

Or maybe just sensitive to comrade Jane?

 

He can even flip flop on his race...He is way cool..He`s Irish when in Massachussets, he`s Jewish when in New York and now he`s a brother! Next week maybe he`ll be Asian!

 

And he is an expert on the John F. Kennedy patent bent back posture-thumb-index finger fist gesture...Wow, he is just like JFK! He even has the same initials! He even has the same haircut! Oh I must vote for him..

 

And he is intimidated by steelworkers (as we all are).

 

Plus he can step on the US flag while speaking about why he loves the flag...

 

But he is reporting for Duty!

 

And he gets soccer balls stuck to his forehead from the botox leaking out.......

 

Oh yes, and he is reporting for duty......

 

And he`s afraid of getting hit in the face by a football

 

Ouch I say!

 

And he knows how to cut in line and step over ropes for a photo op...

 

And he can imitate a monkey....

 

And he also has a cool finger that has mutated freakishly long from constant use pointing blame at other people..

 

So here he comes...

 

THE BIGGEST FREGGIN` DORK TO EVER RUN FOR PRESIDENT!

JOHN `EFFEN KERRY!!

"Mama! Wawa! Goo goo! Mama! Wawa!"

 

 

[cyn]

He's tall and he's orange.

Oh, I must vote for him. Often. Maybe in multiple states.

[cvq3842]

Reply to Post 72:

I REALLY needed that! LOL! Thanks!

Frankly, I will have to conclude that the device Kerry pulled out interfered with Bush's brain waves or something. I'm very sorry folks, but I was disappointed with Bush's "performance" and I fear that too much focus on this is just a reminder that Bush could have done better. No matter WHAT Kerry was doing.

I absolutely despise the thought that Kerry could win - I think he would be a DISASTER for this country. I know actually RUNNING the country is much, much harder than just taking potshots like Kerry does. And voting for President is not like voting for the most entertaining "performer" on American idol. I just hope enough of America agrees with me!

I suppose I may have also already factored in a "cheat factor," from the Democrats and the MSM, therefore I am not too surpised. What a sad commentary!

Let's stay on this story, but also make sure to move forward. The stakes are so terribly high . . .

[Iwo Jima]

Terrific!

That head-to-the-groin shot reminds me of a joke Lewis Grizzard used to tell about UGA (the Univ. of Ga's white English bulldog mascot).

[The Right Stuff]

That photo montage was hilarious! Can you get it to cable? Talk to Smith.

[cricket]

Bravo, bravo and a bump for the funniest composite ever on JeffenK!