MY "October Surprise"
Lurch has a twin named Skippy who actually did the Vietnam tour. Kerry, the evil twin, has him locked away in a chateau in France owned by Therese.
LOL, I like the way your mind works!
But John Kerry's real name is FLEURETTE.
FLEURETTE means "little flower" in France
LOL and Skippy is named to be Bush's top advisor in 2005