You know your marriage is in trouble when you move from New York to California and have the same milkman.
Heh!
The Milkman the computer. My hubby hates having the computer on when he's home...so he'll email me and tell me "I'll be home in 30 minutes, get the Milkman outta the house." In other words "Turn off the computer."
It's a bit of a joke between the two of us...and it's worked beautifully for years now. Heheheh!