[Windcatcher]

Wow, even Pat is upset that Kerry went and got a manicure while Bush was out meeting hurricane survivors.

Could it be because KERRY IS A TYPICAL SHALLOW, SLIPPERY POLITICIAN WHO DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S BEHIND ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF?

shallow (shal' oh) n. See John F'n Kerry.

[Windcatcher]

bleh. correction...

shallow (shal' oh) adj. See John F'n Kerry.
slippery (slip' er ee) adj. see shallow