DATELINE: WASHINGTON/20 OCTOBER 2017
"In a ruling that came as no particular surprise, the People's Supreme Court held in a 9-0 ruling that the Bible is pornographic, and ordered an immediate ban.
"Speaking from his cell at the Glorious People's Re-Education Camp of Marion, IL, James Smith, former head of an illegal terrorist religious cult known as the "Baptist Church," praised the ruling. 'President-for-life Hillary Clinton's wise leadership has led to a Supreme Court that upholds decency.' Smith required only three applications of negative-reinforcement electrical therapy to read his prepared remarks.
"President-for-Life Clinton has requested assistance from the People's Republic of China in enforcing the ban. 'We ask the assistance of the enlightened international community in preventing this book from warping the minds of our youth.' The Chinese government indicated that it was willing to send 500,000 troops to assist 'our American Comrades in their hour of need.'"
DATELINE: SALT LAKE CITY/20 DECEMBER 2017
"Salt Lake City, the last bastion of several groups of religiouslly-motivated terrorists, including the self-proclaimed 'Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints,' was destroyed by means of saturation nuclear bombardment. President-for-Life Hillary Clinton, speaking from the National Airborne Operations Center, said 'We said we'd burn their pornographic Bibles one way or another. And we will incinerate the entire country from one end to the other unless all terrorists lay down their arms. The People's Republic of the United States is willing to destroy the nation in order to save it.'
"Leaders of the terrorist cults based in Salt Lake City were unavailable for comment.
"Persons living downwind of Salt Lake City are advised to take precautions against nuclear fallout."
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