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John Kerry's fake tan fiasco
The Age ^
| October 1, 2004
| Staff
Posted on 09/30/2004 1:46:15 PM PDT by NewMediaFan
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To: engineer506
Not today, but freeper itsnevertoolate has a Daily Kerry Crack-ups thread. In yesterday's, photo #1 had an odd color line between his face and his neck.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:55:01 PM PDT
by
Mike Fieschko
("Did you know I served in the Clone Wars?")
To: NewMediaFan
If Kerry'd just laugh and say--"I used this stuff to make me look better and look what happened!" I might actually have to like him for a second or two. Men dye their hair, obsess over baldness. It isn't so shocking to try a tanning product.
Kerry, you missed an opportunity. Again. We'd have liked you better and admitted to foolish thwarted vanity and joined us in a laugh.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:55:03 PM PDT
by
Mamzelle
(Pajamamama)
To: Pikamax
The orange in his face brings out the whiteness of his teeth - maybe that's what he was going for.
To: NewMediaFan
He's from New England. Changes color in the Fall.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:56:13 PM PDT
by
Mike Fieschko
("Did you know I served in the Clone Wars?")
To: NewMediaFan
This is an absolutely wonderful story. Thanks for giving me a great laugh.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:57:07 PM PDT
by
paulklenk
(Blue Fairy, please make Dan Rather a real boy!)
To: Clump
Who calls it a "football match"? So out of touch.
They do in Australia and the UK. Article's from a Melbourne paper.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:59:00 PM PDT
by
Mike Fieschko
("Did you know I served in the Clone Wars?")
To: Mike Fieschko
re: He's from New England. Changes color in the Fall)))
You got my vote for the best quip on this subject!
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:00:36 PM PDT
by
Mamzelle
(Pajamamama)
To: engineer506
Has anyone seen any pictures of him today?
Here:
To: Mike Fieschko
Gore may have been made of wood, but Kerry shows fall colors. LOL.
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:01:49 PM PDT
by
coloradan
(Hence, etc.)
To: NewMediaFan
That much tan from either the sun or a tanning bed would require a couple of days of being red, which didn't happen. So, this "tan" was sprayed on, perhaps by the renowned makeup artist, Earl Scheib.
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:02:54 PM PDT
by
Aegedius
(Veni, vidi, icked-kay utt-bay.)
To: engineer506
Has he found some way to correct it? I've heard he had an appointment with Michael Jackson's dermatologist this morning. I should have bought Clorox futures last night.
To: paulklenk
This guy lies about everything. When faced with a choice between the truth and a lie, by instinct he grabs the lie. And he didn't have to lie about the tan. He could have said something cute and snappy, like "I just wanted to get some color in my cheeks for the debate - I was afraid someone would call Dr. Kevorkian. Now, I'm afraid someone will carve me for Halloween!" But no - he had to lie. He just can't help it - its all he knows how to do. How sad.
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:03:05 PM PDT
by
RtWngr
To: NewMediaFan
He is one of those GOOFY brides who for her wedding day does a total makeover for one day and looks nothing like herself and a joke in her photos from the day.
Sad : (
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:03:21 PM PDT
by
alisasny
("BREAKING: PETA OUTRAGED, Kerry to use hampsters to fire spitballs.")
To: coloradan
What movie was it that had 'Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here'?
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:04:16 PM PDT
by
Mike Fieschko
("Did you know I served in the Clone Wars?")
To: KJacob
Why can't he just say he went to a tanning bed? Why make up something that sounds better?
Yeah that's all that Kerry needs for his image. People picturing this " man of the people " in his Speedo, on the tanning bed. That works. /sarcasm
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:05:56 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Clump
Who calls it a "football match"?>
Girley-men who attempt to act macho.
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:05:58 PM PDT
by
Budge
(<><)
To: crayl
"Maybe he has a lot of melanin?"
I think you forgot to complete your question.
I believe you meant to ask; "Maybe he has a lot of melon in his head?"
sKerry can be acurately described as being a melon head, or a pumpkin head in this case. (:
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:06:25 PM PDT
by
mplsconservative
(Old media = lies. New media = truth.)
To: NewMediaFan
But whatever, the day before this morning's all important first TV debate with President George Bush, Senator Kerry turned orange. John Kerry is not orange. He just has a good tangerine.
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:06:33 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
("Despise not the jester. Often he is the only one speaking the truth")
To: Mike Fieschko
'Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here'?
I don't recognize the movie, but I'm guessing it should be "Make like a tree and leaf"
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:07:10 PM PDT
by
lelio
To: NewMediaFan
Anybody here have a pic of Algore looking orange at his first debate in 2000? He looked like a rouged up space alien.
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posted on
09/30/2004 2:07:49 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(What's the Forgery, Dan!!!???)
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