[js1138]

Fine. Bring a screwdriver. I doubt they have anyone with the ability to operate one.

So how many democrats does it take to remove a light bulb?

[Doohickey]

Oh, geez. It would take at least 15 people for the focus group to determine who everyone feels about changing the lightbulb.

Assuming consensus can be reached, it will take 30 people to conduct the environmental impact study to determine if nocturnal endangered species have begun to inhabit the formerly lighted area, and to determine the most environmentally friendly lightbulb disposal method

Once all that is determined, it will require a team of 45 lawyers to set up a front company that will...

...hire a Republican to change the lightbulb.